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Music for Tourists

by Chris Garneau

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fhaire one of the most beautiful albums i've ever heard. it combines lyrical poignancy about the human condition and relationships with ethereal piano music and staccato vocals that set a mood of retrospection and survival that resonates deeply with me. Favorite track: Baby's Romance.
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1.
Castle-Time 03:58
Castle-Time written by Chris Garneau Men doing men thing times Chewing candy and tobacco lines Drinking Harpoon pints Tossing nickels and dimes They’re looking for exit signs They’re looking for lucky nines They’re talking in boring rhymes Damn, they’re keeping up old times My teacher died Even the frying pan cried Rain fell slow accoding to Castle-Time I was only nine I was looking for exit signs I was looking for lucky nines Am I talking in boring rhymes? Face it, we’re living in war times Let’s cry about it Let’s cry about it You can cry about it Don’t be embarrassed I won’t laugh at you The river flows North and winds Traveling South you hit Wind-Time The passers-by are not kind But the sky is sublime yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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Black & Blue 05:33
Black & Blue written by Chris Garneau Air conditioning is cold Summer’s hot and love is old I wish I was smaller A little creepy crawler There’s lovers’ sin in this town Lovers cannot lay down The summer’s hot as hell here you know If we think we can drink now We won’t stop cuz we don’t know how It’s cold, but we love how it feels so right I’ll sweat it all out, you sweat a lot too We hurt the same The same black and blue Oh, I wanna catch my death of cold Oh cuz I’m scared of growing old Oh don’t return the love I gave Oh you’re still my favorite Troubles win in this town Troubles don’t turn upside down They shit on the last bit of fun There’s sin all around Lovers cannot lay down And the winter wears and tears our bones There’s a man in this town He’s shooting us down He thinks he’s a big man but he doesn’t know anything about us or anything at all At night he lies awake and his heart aches Cuz it’s cold He sweats it out all the night through Then he throws up all over me and you Oh, I wanna catch my death of cold Oh cuz I’m scared I’m growing old Oh don’t return the love I gave you Oh you’re still my favorite
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Relief 03:45
Relief written by Mike Hadreas & Chris Garneau I saw the sea come in I saw your good old friend He walked right past I’ll never ask I’ll never ask again I love the way you dance We can work it all out Don’t you miss your chance The pain will all grow out I heard your good old word I heard the things you said They shuffled in Asked me to sin Asked me to sin in red I heard your good old word And I also heard the things you said They shuffled in Auf Weidersen Auf weidersen goodnight I love the way you dance We can work it all out Don’t you miss your chance The pain will all grow out I didn’t go to see the city I went to see it around you We can laugh in hell together The devil will find you too Nose to nose eyes all closed This is what I said “We never ever end” I saw the sea come in I saw your good old friend He walked right past I’ll never ask I’ll never ask again
4.
So Far 04:23
So Far written by Chris Garneau Like the touch of my mother’s hand on my head I’ll miss you too when I go to bed We’ve ruined all the new pots And the metal in the egg crate cots But we haven’t missed a good day of television yet so far But we haven’t missed a good day of television yet so far The dishwasher’s on now Cleaning somehow The baby bits of Hamburger Helper (c) that dried too soon We leave out the milk and it rots and the mayonnaise that we got from Tops But we haven’t missed a day of eating good food yet so far But we haven’t missed a day of eating good food yet so far You love good But I think you should go home honey Cuz we haven’t got any money You love good But I think you should go home honey Cuz we haven’t got any money Like the touch of my mother’s hand on my head I’ll miss you too when I go to bed We’ve ruined all the new pots And the metal in the egg crate cots But we haven’t missed a good day of television yet so far
5.
Hymn 01:40
Hymn written by Chris Garneau Try and think of nice things to say Or I might run away My ears are bleeding And my heart is worth swallowing I can run fast you know I can I am aghast : your favorite man I can run fast you know I can I am aghast : your favorite man your favorite man
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Baby’s Romance written by Chris Garneau The baby’s sleeping on the crib on top The baby’s sleeping above you You will lift him to the parking lot Your car is waiting there for you Your car is waiting there for you I would like to see A little more propriety Cooperate with me And answer me without a plea I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you The whiskey’s waiting on the fire top The baby’s gonna drink too The lady’s got no clue she’s at the shop But if she knew then she’d kill you The bugs are out cuz they come out at night Usually they just bite our hands Cuz normally we have clothes on without a fight But now fighting’s a part of baby’s romance But now fighting’s a part of baby’s romance I would like to see A little more propriety Cooperate with me And answer me without a plea I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you Baby sleeps against graveyard flower pots The baby’s sleeping up against you I think he’d prefer an old motel cot Or any bed made without you Or any bed made without you I’d like to see A little more propriety And answer me without a plea I would to see A little more propriety Cooperate with me And answer me without a plea I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you I know now I know now I know now I’m never gonna tell on you I’m never gonna tell on you I’m never gonna tell on you
7.
Not Nice 05:31
Not Nice written by Chris Garneau Always so still I never will Be like you And you never will strike Me better It’s always so clear You’re never really here At all And I fear that you won’t Get better When you’re not being nice you’re not nice you’re not nice you’re not nice I’d rather leave you alone I’m gonna leave you alone You’ve been quiet for so long If something was wrong You’d never say a word So I know that you won’t Get Better That’s your fifth drink Don’t you think that’s a lot? Considering we’ve only been here for a little while now When you’re not being nice You’re not nice you’re not nice You’re not nice I’d rather leave you alone I’m gonna leave you alone Always so still I never will Be like you And you never will strike Me better Sometimes you’re nice but when you’re not nice you’re not nice you’re not nice I’d rather leave you alone I’m gonna leave you alone That’s all
8.
Sad News 06:02
Sad News written by Chris Garneau I should have killed you myself It was always a dream of mine I could have used a little help But red wine’s been a good friend of mine I got sad news Take off your shoes Sit down for a while A while A while now Oh I’m wearing me out I’m wearing my old clothes I’m writing all new poems I’m riding in my car Oh the children they’re just babies Little baby size socks and shoes And I think that maybe I should keep them away from you I’ll crawl in and then I’ll creep out out loud I got a job I’m not proud I’m not proud No I’m wearing me out I’m wearing my old clothes I’m writing all new poems I’m riding in my car But it’s all over now It’s all done Red red rover I can’t remember the game
9.
We Don't Try 03:42
We Don’t Try written by Chris Garneau You say you wanna die Cuz the things don’t work out right But you don’t even try But neither do my friends Though some of them pretend And it’s easy if you cry Cuz you feel bad for yourself I think about my friend who died And how her kids didn’t get to say goodbye Though neither did I No neither did I And neither did my friend Though some of them pretend And it’s easy if you cry Cuz you feel bad for yourself I f you pretend everything’s fine I won’t hurt myself or lie To you or mom or dad Just pretend that I’m not sad And we’ll work everything out Even the stuff we don’t talk about Be easier if we cried We’d feel bad for ourselves It’s supposed to snow tonight I hope the forecast is right Cuz in the morning I sleep in until I like And if it snowed outside It’d feel so nice in here
10.
Halloween 04:52
Halloween written by Chris Garneau I’m sorry he brought us there Me crying in my underwear On the morning of Halloween Like a story out of People magazine I drove home And fell asleep alone I’m sorry for crying Don’t feel bad You didn’t do that Black and blues And yellows too Will fade the same as embers do We’ll wake up tomorrow And feel new This story That we won’t share We’re all gonna hide it Well away somewhere A warning For family The kind a person gives About an enemy Now well known Let’s never sleep alone I’m sorry for crying Don’t feel bad You didn’t do that I’m sorry we’re crying Don’t feel bad Cuz we didn’t do that Black and blues And yellows too Will fade the same As embers do We’ll wake up tomorrow And feel new Black and blues And yellows too Will fade the same As embers do Let’s wake up tomorrow And feel new
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BLUE SUEDE SHOES written by Chris Garneau i hope you don't go away i still have some nice things to do and say i don't laugh when i can i don't feel like a very good man but you, you know me well wouldn't it be swell to find nothing blue about me and you. your blue suede shoes - you left them on mine last night after the wine and the fight. but we're a dime in a well that hard to find they lose their mind just thinking about me and you your blue suede shoes you left them on mine last night it's alright i do - i take care of the love cuz red rockets fly if you don't. i'm always gonna worry about this but you'll tell me it's okay chris. i can't tell you why babies cry our lives - they won't keep us alive oh i hope you don't go away i still have some nice things do and say like - we're a dime in a well that hard to find they lose their mind just thinking about me and you. and your blue suede shoes you left them on mine last night but it's alright i will try to laugh when i can i'll try, i will try to be a better man.
12.
First Place 04:14
FIRST PLACE written by Chris Garneau You have killed them And you don’t know why Your lips they move And they only lie Your house is white It’s got nice things inside When you are through You better run and hide You know you know you know You know you know you know This brigade of girls and boys We will rid of you And of your dangerous toys Like father like son And so on and so forth You know you know You know you know you know You know you know you know But we will win first place And you we’ll never tell you how But you shoulda known by now You have killed them And you don’t know You don’t know why Keep it down It’s not big news You know You know You know You know You know

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released June 9, 2020

Music for Tourists LP
All songs written by Chris Garneau
(c) 2006 Creepy Crawler Publishing
Rough Trade Publshing / Sony ATV / BMI

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Chris Garneau New York, New York

Chris Garneau released "Out of Love" EP in December 2023. His last full-length album, 'The Kind', was released in January 2021. His earlier albums include Music for Tourists LP, C-Sides EP, El Radio LP, Winter Games LP, and Yours LP. He has toured extensively throughout North America, Brazil, Europe, China, Japan and South Korea. Garneau lives in New York. ... more

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